http://jackascii.net Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:46:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Things that I want.... I want a motorcycle, preferably a new Triumph Bonneville or one from the early 70's. I want the guy with the Merrell slip on shoes who uses the handicrapper at work to see a proctologist. I want to make a short film. I want to make a humidor. I want to see ... http://jackascii.net/2008/07/27/things-that-i-want/ Hello. I know the guy who made this piece of art. He's odd. I suggest you go check out his collection of art here (Redbubble.com). From what I know, he hasn't cut off either of his ears. I recently purchased his Einstein Lines shirt. I wore it the other day ... http://jackascii.net/2008/07/01/jerky-beef/ ACROYNMS NYNP - "New York Neck Puncher" CPAGOTD - "Cell Phone Answering Guy On The Dumper" FIB - "Food In Beard"; Can also be used to refer to "Food In Brow" SLANG SneezeNCeaser - This is a guy who comes in your office, sneezes, and the touches your office door knob last Tuesday. ... http://jackascii.net/2008/06/30/new-acronym-and-slang-suggestions-neck-puncher-edition/ Jack Ascii is currently listed as numero 40 when google searching "Neck Punch". I know I can do better. To the left you will see an image of Chris Childs neck punching Kobe Bryant. This is a masterpiece. Chris was an average professional basketball player (6.9 ppg, 4.9 apg), but ... http://jackascii.net/2008/06/30/a-new-york-neck-punch/ Preceding Wimbledom, the #3 player in the world had this to say about Roger Federer: New names are coming, fresh talented players who believe more they can win against him and I am one of them. Suddenly he is worried a little bit. This is coming from a man with 1 career ... http://jackascii.net/2008/06/30/jackass-of-the-week-belated-edition/ Match the following pieces of information with the correct baseball player below (come on, its fun. Otherwise, click this Jack Ascii recommended link): A) This player set an NCAA college baseball record of 58 straight games with a hit (since surpassed). B) This player hit two grand slams in one MLB game. C) ... http://jackascii.net/2008/06/30/baseball-trivia-101/ Total Number of Picks: None This Atlanta Hawks 2008 NBA Draft Analysis was brought to you by "The Portable Camp Toilet" and this guy.  http://jackascii.net/2008/06/26/atlanta-hawks-2008-nba-draft-analysis/ Amarillo Slim - If you can't spot the sucker within the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker. Albert Einstein - Imagination is more important than knowledge. Jeremy "Humpdog" Humphrey (dude who lived next door to me when I was a kid) - Don't let your meat loaf. Winston Churchill ... http://jackascii.net/2008/06/26/jack-ascii-recommended-quotes/ Three Backgammon Terms Beaver - An immediate redouble by a player who just accepted a double. A player who beavers turns the cube up one level and retains possession of the cube Jack Ascii's Redirect: This is an unacceptable term. Clear from the Rear -  A good general strategy to use when bearing in or bearing ... http://jackascii.net/2008/06/25/only-29-days-of-jack-ascii-left-those-damn-kibitzers/ I am going to post for 30 straight days. Yep, guaranteed. I think I just heard someone somewhere say "bull#@$%".  Anyway, here it goes. By the way, I don't appreciate the lack of support here. Subject A: The Ultimate Fighter Saturday night saw the latest season of "The Ultimate Fighter" get ... http://jackascii.net/2008/06/23/30-days-of-jack-ascii/