Not to be outdone by Chevy and Chrysler’s recent success in re-releasing models previously retired, Ford is going to bring back the 1977 classic cargo van. Details are still emerging, but early word has it that it will either be called the Ford Pervert or the Kidnap Cargo Van. Dealers will be required to conduct a full background investigation on all potential buyers.
Posted: January 9th, 2010
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Nonsense
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Ford Pervert,
Kidnap Cargo Van
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McJack@ss (mic ‘ jak ‘ @ss) – 1. An employee of the McDonalds fast food chain who engages in clown-like activity . 2. Anyone who thought the McRib was good. 3. A parent who encourages their child to play in the McDonalds play area without first allowing their food to settle. The end result of this type of activity is vomit and or an unappreciated odor.
Posted: January 9th, 2010
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Nonsense
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Mcdonalds,
McJackass,
McRib
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Above is a graph representing the age distribution of my home town, Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Below is an announcement from the local newspaper, the Oak Ridger.
Go Wildcats 
Posted: December 31st, 2009
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Nonsense
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lost pants,
oak ridge,
old people,
Tennessee
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Distractacon – This is any item that your three year old is some how mesmerized by that prevents you from leaving a store in a reasonable amount of time. It is normally found to take the shape of a toy, but can also appear in the form of something fragile and expensive.
Mobile Food Distribution Engineer – This is the person responsible for handing out chicken mini’s to you and your son on Wednesday, December 30th while you drive to a couple of different neighborhoods to look for a new house that has a three car garage but does not include a neighbor on a street parallel to your neighborhood who likes to throw loud parties in the middle of the week that usually last until 2 or 3 in the morning.
The Frog Brothers – This is what I call my friends Kwaz and Koncak (who aren’t related). It is in reference to the brothers who agree to assist Corey Haim kill some vampires in the cult classic “The Lost Boys“.
Looks like Baskin Robbins finally discontinued serving the popular “Baseball Nut” ice cream. As far as bad names go, I gotta think that was the worst. First, I never in a million years would guess that “Baseball Nut” was a flavor of ice cream. It sounds more like an injury that put guys like Bruce Benedict or Bobby Grich on the DL in the 1980’s. Second, I can’t imagine anyone walking into Baskin Robbins, not knowing which flavor to go with yet, and choosing a cone of “Baseball Nut”. For the complete list of Baskin Robbin Ice Cream flavors, hit this link.
Posted: December 30th, 2009
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Nonsense
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Baseball Nut,
Baskin Robbins,
Ice Cream
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