Jack Ascii

ACROYNMS
NYNP - “New York Neck Puncher”
CPAGOTD - “Cell Phone Answering Guy On The Dumper”
FIB - “Food In Beard”; Can also be used to refer to “Food In Brow”

SLANG
SneezeNCeaser - This is a guy who comes in your office, sneezes, and the touches your office door knob last Tuesday. A-hole!
LidHole - This is a guy who gets you the wrong size lid for your drink at the Nixon’s Deli by BestBuy. You probably should have thought something was up anyway because what kind of dude gets another dude a lid for their drink. 
Putter - This is a miniature air biscuit that is released in your opponents general direction as he/she marks their ball upon reaching the green.
SesameSnoozer - This is a dude who apparently ate a Whopper at lunch and somehow managed to get a sesame seed stuck in the right side of his left nostril. Even though you advertently look the exact opposite direction so as to not view this nose ornament once again, he doesn’t get the clue. Then, for the rest of the conversation you are hoping that he doesn’t launch it onto your non-sleeved arm (the inventor of the short sleeve polo shirt needs a good neck punching) after one of his patented mule cackles.

Posted by Jack Ascii / Funyuns and Neck Punching